Lmk what you think in the comments. Sorry I’m so out of breath this was my fifth take #fight #kangaroo

Look guys, I would beat the absolute fuck out of a fully grown male kangaroo. And I'm tired of you guys acting like I wouldn't, alright? I'm 6'3", 225, pretty lean in muscular, I played high level collegiate sports, and I literally trained with a world champion and Olympic medalist boxer, okay, so I know a thing or two. But look, I'm not dumb. You're not going to out physical and adult male kangaroo. You have to win with Fight IQ, so hear me out. Here's my strat. First thing you got to ask yourself, what kind of weapons do they have? The only two things you're really looking at are the claws and the front kick. Could they bite? I'm sure, but I'm not really seeing that in a lot of these internet videos that I'm watching because I did my fucking research. If they catch you with the claws, they do like to kind of fucking pop you in the face. I'm sure he could maybe catch an artery and make me bleed out, but you're not really, I'm not getting in the fucking clench with a kangaroo anyways, and I'm not going to stand in front of him when he's got that kicking power, all right? So with the kick, that's the real threat. If I get caught with one of those, it's probably going through my fucking rib cage and I'm going to die. So we're going to be very floaty, very bouncy, very in and out, in and out. We're going to try to bait him to make the first move so we can start feeling out his kicking range. We know for the most part they've got to lean back on this tail before they can fucking throw that guy and they're going to throw both legs at the same time. So I've got a couple ideas. First thing I'm going to try, I'm like the Justin Gachi or Ilya Toporia of the kangaroo fight scene, okay? So could I grapple them? Yeah, but I'm going for the highlight finish, okay? So he throws that kick, I'm baiting him, I'm just I'm flicking jabs, bouncing back, I'm finding the range of the kick, okay? So he throws that kick, I'm not diving it on the first, not even in a second. Maybe about the third or fourth, I start to feel comfortable with that range. I see him hit that lean back, I've got him worried, I'm out, I'm back in with a fucking right overhand from hell. I'm going to disconnect his fucking brain from his spinal cord, okay? Because that's what I fucking do, okay? But look, we don't want to get caught in front of him. So as soon as we throw that, we've got to be working angles, we've got to be pivoting off, create space, create space. I'm going to try that a few times, I'm not expecting him to learn. Sorry about the bulge, it is pulled outside, elbow bulge, but anyways, I'm not expecting him to pick up on stuff too fast. I might go southpaw, flick a few harder jabs, but again, I don't want to stand in front of him. This is the danger zone, baby. And then, if after a few, if I'm not catching him, if I can't close that fucking that gap fast enough, what we're going to do is throw the overhand right anyways. But when we pivot off, we're going to come back inside and we're going to try to take the back. I haven't seen a ton of humans fighting kangaroos. I looked, but I don't think they're going to be very good at pivoting, okay? They can get on that tail, but because they're throwing both at the same time, I don't think they're going to be able to like fucking, they're just going to fucking spaz out and start throwing claws. So what I'm looking is here, pivot, get the back, and then I'm just going to try to fucking, shut that fucker out, okay? I will lock my ankles on the front side, but he's going to break my fucking ankle. Who check his grappling brother? Who check it? Nobody. I will. I'll fucking check his grappling, all right? But anyways, that's my strat. Let me know what you guys think. I think I'm beating the fuck out of him, and if you guys want to put together $500,000. I'll do it.