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had to send an important email during @Salma Zaky’s set and accidentally typed 'is a hotdog a sandwich?' new fav email sign-off. thanks for giving us the gmail giggles, salma ✨🎤 #standupdesk #officelife #comedy
Okay. Well, this is my last set. I'll ever do in my life. Now this is fun. Excited to be here. This is awesome and normal. No one's actually worki...
welcome to standup desk, where your favorite comics stop by the @nowthis office and try to disrupt the workspace in a different way than the tech bros mean. thanks for distracting us from our emails, @meredith 🍉 ✨🎤
It's just harrowing. Look at me. I'm really disrupting a workspace right now in a different way than the tech rose bean. Growing up, everybody-- n...
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*Music* I don't care if you don't pay me a penny That's the reason I don't have the cost of this swamp Because the reality is that if you leave it...
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♪ Easy come, easy go ♪ ♪ That's just how you live ♪ ♪ Oh, take, take, take it all ♪ ♪ But you never give ♪ ♪ Should've known ♪ ♪ You was trouble f...
wir fliegen den höhenflug #annaundayleen
[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] *Music* ♪ 'Cause yeah, I've been bound and I've seen them all ♪
@tylerjbjohnston i have a mint in my mouth
Do I have a best friend? Hell yeah, do I love my best friend? Hell yeah, but do they never answer the god damn phone? Fuck yeah!
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In the winter I drink Americanos. Black. In the summer I drink iced Americanos, but something happens in the fall. My brain breaks and all of a su...
Ladies and Gentleman, Mo Welch! 🎥: @Mo Welch, "Dad Jokes", premieres tonight on our YouTube at 7 PM CT! She will be in the live chat during the premiere tonight, don't miss it! #mowelch #dadjokes #comedian #comedyspecial #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #discovery #fyp
I don't know how to relate to people, I don't know how to relate to my friends and other dads when I'm present. The first cartoon I had published ...
Dating got dicier in the pandemic. 🎥: @Graham Kay, “Live In A Bowling Alley” #grahamkay #liveinabowlingalley #hinge #dating #coviddating #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #comedian #discovery #fyp
but I got lonely in the pandemic. I downloaded a dating app called Hinge. And it's just a regular dating app if you don't know what it is. And thi...
It’s a question we’ve never thought of but now need the answer to. 🎥: Zach Reinert, “Trains, Trains, Trains” Love comedy like us? For free specials, new releases and a weekly clip in your Friday inbox, sign up to the Troop at the link in our bio! #zachreinert #trainstrainstrains #pixar #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #jokes #discovery #fyp
Do you guys think the characters and the Pixar movie cars can kill themselves by staying awake inside of a garage?
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♪ Singin' I got polydons, is you with me? ♪ ♪ How could you ever deceive me? ♪ ♪ But payback's a bitch more the fuck up, believe me ♪ ♪ Nine, K, d...