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This one's on you TSA. đ„: @Irene Tu, "Iliza's Locals" Love comedy like us? For free specials, new releases and a weekly clip in your Friday inbox, sign up to the Troop at the link in our bio! #irenetu #ilizaslocals #gender #tsa #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #jokes #discovery #fyp
I hate going through airport security because every time I go, I have to go through that big full-body machine. You know, the one where you pose f...

No problems here! đ„: Chris Griffin, "Words Have Consequences" Love comedy like us? For free specials, new releases and a weekly clip in your Friday inbox, sign up to the Troop at the link in our bio! #chrisgriffin #wordshaveconsequences #roadrage #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #jokes #discovery #fyp
I just got my license, I was driving down the highway. Some dude cuts me off, almost hits me. So I honked my horn, I give him the finger. He scree...

Did we do this right @Kamilla Kowal @michelle mylett @kendallchristie @tylerjbjohnston
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[MUSIC] Bitch, I'm stylish, black talk big t-shirt billy. [MUSIC] Watch on my wrist, but I want that dime. I can talk crazy when I pull up his sig...

@kamillakowal we couldnât use the original @merrickhanna audio because it âwasnât available in our countryâ đ
Dream on, believe it or leave Off course and believe it or leave I Dream on, believe it or leave Dream on, believe it or leave Don't come, don't c...

#annaundayleen
The little, little, syn-rept-marrogant, I spoke big tinnitus and I understood in the trunk. Your giant sleeping face on the hand, and buy 1000 ros...

#annaundayleen
I knew what hit me, baby You were flowing through my veins I'm addicted to you I'm done with love Like a powerful drug I can't get in my blood Los...

#annaundayleen
C.S.I.N.R.G. Girl, Ed. Girl, drama, Mr. Ed Come some time, I met my editor Don't I'm Caramel Cream C.S.I.N.R.G. Girl, Ed. Girl, Honda, Dandian Wit...

Got in trouble for laughing during an HR training thanks to @MrJacobWilliams #standupdesk #bachelor #comedy
- All right, hello, how's it going? Okay, cool me, too. Well, good to be here. I've been watching that show, The Golden Bachelor. It's like a dati...

I was supposed to write emails, but I can't stop thinking about the single-file lines. You've got our vote @TaTa Sherise. #standupdesk #comedy #ericadams
My spirit is telling me y'all laughin' inside. Yeah. Well, they thought it was good. I feel like everybody gets a chance to be in charge. On a loc...

I was literally slacking my work wife, 'hey twin.' Had to delete. Thanks for the workplace hijinks, @Dorian DeBose! #standupdesk #comedy #standup #office
We're the bad s**t is it? I'm bisexual. Who can relate? I understand. I'm also not bisexual when I clock in. It's I. I used to be bisexual in the ...

#fyp #maskandi #intombi_yomzulu
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