all the chatgpt ones weren’t intimidating enough so i had to write my own 💔💔 #meme #familyguy #trend #funny no idea what this trend is called tho

Pete, I'm going to kill Stewie. Dinner's in the oven, all you have to do is turn it to 350 at about 515. Lois, Patrice, Griffin, you will lay a fucking finger on our child. And I swear you will feel the righteous hand of God. Damn your sinner soul, directly to the deepest pit of hell. You will burn, you will burn eternally, and there will be no restitution possible. Your skin blackened and rot against the constant ember, and your tears will dry until there are no tears left to cry. And you will beg for death, for mercy, for forgiveness, but you will receive none. For our Lord offers no mercy to those who sin against His will, and you are no exception to His fury. Mayn's minions will carve scriptures into your skin, and make spears of your bones repurposed as only makeshift tools of pain. Ezekiel 2517 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. And as for you, my wife, my dearest, my pride and joy, believe it in your soul that the child sees through your rotten eyes, and will one day feast upon your spoiled meat with teeth as gnarly as the forked tongue. You speak your God for sick and blasphemy with, for when the lamb is lost within the mountain, it cries, sometime come the mother, sometime the wolf.