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I love when a woman is pretty, but strange. Like, you could tell she got bullied growing up and then hit like a beauty-grotespert out of nowhere. I love when I'm talking to a woman and in the back of my mind, I'm like, "Yeah, God added a little extra SOMETHING!" Definitely a screw or two loose, but it works! Be personally, I can't be with someone who's attractive their whole life. Fugliness being trapped creates character-billed personality. Every 10 out of 10 I've spoken to has the personality of a saltine cracker. The weirder you are, the more invested I become. And it's always the quiet ones. They seem fine, but in their mind, they're in 12 places at the same time. People think quiet equals innocence. WRONG! They hear everything, but act death. They see everything, but act blah. One of my lady friends, when I met her, she spoke two words in the entire year. Now, I liked her better when she was scared of her own shadows. They won't say a word for a 10-hour straight-yo blink. She's on the roof waiting for Santa Claus. Once these girls get comfortable around you, right hand. They are some of the funniest human beings on the face of the earth. Which really frustrates me because it's hard to get mad at a woman that just makes minion sounds all the time. Hey, Caitlin, why'd you do that? Buh-bye! Or seriously, Caitlin, like we both know it wasn't for the plot. Buh-bye! Lord, why did you do this to me? I didn't even do nothing.