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Two thieves broke into a soap factory late last night and stole products worth thousands of pounds. Police say they made a clean getaway. In consumer news, a new trend in corduroy pillows is sweeping the nation. Manufacturers say they're really making headlines. Meanwhile, a rogue suspect has terrified a local neighbourhood after covering himself in concrete. Police say they are dealing with a hardened criminal. In other news, two men have been arrested for stealing a calendar. Not reaching us those each received six months. In France, a massive explosion has destroyed a French cheese factory. Rescue workers say there is nothing left but debris. Turning to local infrastructure, a larger deep pothole has appeared in high street in Birmingham. The council say they are looking into it. An Olympic athlete has successfully rescued his three children on your mark and set from a house fire. The CBD news, speaking to his neighbours, confirmed the evacuation began when he shouted, "On your mark, get set. Go." And finally, Gatwick Airport police say the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control. But cases continue to rise.