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I think the first moment my dad realized I was not going to be gay and I was going to be a problem is when he took me to the movie theaters at about age 4 2009 and he was like yo like we're gonna go watch up to my mom and my mom was like okay have a good time sweetie here's some money for popcorn you want that shit, took it and went and go I got popcorn and was like fuck this shit we're gonna go watch Transformers and I was like oh shit okay what's Transformer I have no idea I'm a little shit right we get in the movie theater and I'm fucking watching the movie and it's Megan Fox 2009 not circa 2007 but still in a prime and I'm fucking bricked up this burked up as my little fucking penis could get and I was like this is the shit and I'm tweaking out because I'm like oh like there's a little bump my dad's going to know at a young age I really did understand that this is not presentable so I put the popcorn box right over my shit my dad starts laughing I'm like oh like I'm in the clear he thinks the fucking this movie so funny um no he knew exactly what was going on and he starts like smiling he's laughing he's just having a good time and I'm like the movie's not that good like these Transformers are fucking sick but uh in the movie's not that good and looking back on it him taking me to the movie Transformers instead of up and telling my mom that he was going to watch up makes total sense same guy who told me that I should have multiple girlfriends