0:00 / 0:00

pete hegseth fields questions about military operations

@nbcsnl
5.2M views682.3K likes2:11ENMar 8, 2026
264 words1519 characters44 sentencesReadability: Grade 3

Transcript

Did anyone have a not-super-question? Yeah, can you just tell us if there are going to be boots on the ground? Oh, yeah, your mom's next to my bed after a banger. I just think the American people are worried this could turn into a total quagmire. Oh, yeah, good. Quagmire is hilarious. I mean, he's no suey, but who is? Giggity. What is happening? Oh, God, I'll tell you what's happening, okay? We don't know. Okay, and that's the whole point. If we don't know what we're doing, then I ran definitely doesn't know what we're doing. Who wild? Okay, we're unpredictable. We're like, "Shile of Buffet, Nowlands." Okay, shout out Transformers. Shout out Megan Fox back on Insta. All right, next question. Gaylorid says, "What?" What? Brutal? Okay, next. Yeah, this week the president was asked if Americans should be worried about Iranian attacks here at home. And the president said, "I guess." Should people be afraid? Oh, probably. I mean, probably you are. Look, you guys don't understand what we're doing here, okay? Y'all, y'all playing chess? I'm playing Grand Theft Auto, okay? All right, next question. Girl. First of all, I have a name. Oh, really? Is it Jessica? No wonder I'm single? Yes. Last week you said that the US defense agenda was, quote, "maximum lethality, not tepid legality, violent effect, not politically correct." What did you mean by that? And why did it rhyme? 'Cause I'm white Hamilton? I'm just like my country, I'm drunk, angry, and horny, and they made me throw away my scotch. Yeah, yeah.