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That One Friend With the Best Relationship Advice 💀😭 #fyp #rants #relatable #funny #roblox

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Why do we all have that one friend who gives the best relationship advice ever, but has never even been in one themselves? Like they are out here giving you the most elite, ball-knowledge advice known to mankind, but has never even held hands with someone romantically. They'll be like, "Don't date anyone who doesn't respect you, block them if they ignore you, never ignore red flags, and if they don't love you ten times more, forget about them." And you're sitting there taking notes, like you're getting coached by Prime Ronaldo. But then you step back and think about it, and you're like, "Wait, have you ever even been in a relationship?" And they're just like, "Nope, never been in one, but coaches don't play." Like bro, if you've never been in a relationship, then where the hell did you get this advice from? And the wildest part is their advice actually works. Like you use their advice and everything they said would happen, literally happened. Like bro must have gotten a degree as a love consultant or something, because where did you acquire this ball-knowledge? Subscribe for a kiss.