What if you opened a Barbershop in Ancient Greece?

What if you opened a barbershop in Ancient Threes? Day 1, you post up in the Athenian Agora with Clippers, a Mirror, and a Cave. This young runner sits down and says he's about to run the Olympic sprint. You bless him with a straight Mohawk, due to the extremely low wind resistance from the cut during the race. Bro literally wins the championship. Day 3, word spreads. A Spartan soldier pulls up wanting to stand out. You hit him with a textbook-edger cut. He instantly becomes the main character of the Agora happily pays you triple and dips. Day 5, Socrates himself walks right up, sits down, and Deadpan says, "Make me look wiser." You spend two hours locking in the island boy wicks, and even throw in a free facial treatment. Socrates looks in the mirror and opens his mouth to speak, but you interrupt him. If the cut makes you look wiser, are you still wise without it? Bro stares at you wide-eyed for 30 straight minutes, then just leaves without saying a single word.