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@criminalbott
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251 words1300 characters13 sentencesReadability: Middle School

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Unethical ways to make money. Part 74. First, you're gonna take the bus to Walmart and purchase bread and laxatives. Then, once you leave the store, you're going to pull out a Ziploc bag. You will throw the laxatives into that Ziploc bag and then crush up the laxatives so they become a fine powder. Once you have this fine powder of laxatives, you will coat this powder on some of that bread you just purchased. Then, you will walk toward the busiest parking lot in your city, and once there, you will pull out the laxative coated bread and start to throw pieces of it on the floor. This will cost thousands of pigeons to start flocking to the parking lot. They will begin to eat the bread with laxatives, and once they fly into the air, they will violently shit on all of the cars in the parking lot. Luckily for these car owners, at the exit of the parking lot, they will see you with a bucket, a rag, and a cardboard sign that says $25 for a car wash. Since these drivers don't want to be embarrassed driving into town with bird shit all over their car, they will gladly pay you $25 to wash the shit off of their car. If there are 600 cars in that parking lot, they pay you $25 each, then you just made $15,000. Don't forget to tag a friend that will help you with this, and make sure to follow.