0:00 / 0:00

Qué pasaría si el cocodrilo Dante no caminara hacia delante... 🐊🚶🏻 #humor #cocodrilodante🐊 #comedia #cosmoverso #epico

@cosmoteorias
1.5M views169.5K likes1:22ENMar 31, 2026
281 words1608 characters9 sentencesReadability: College

Transcript

What would happen if the Cocodrillodant didn't walk forward? According to another scientific secret secret, this would not be a simple direction, it would be a great fail for the history of the Cosmoversos. Why do we all know that? The Cocodrillodant walk forward, always without stopping, but if one day they decided not to do it, or, however, walk backwards, the situation would change. Everything would start with a magic plan of mojo, with the help of green, that when you realize the power that has the Cocodrillodant, you would search for the way to control it, and thus change its direction. Provoking catastrophic consequences for all the Cosmoversos, since it's not only walking forward, it also marks the rhythm of all destiny, things would start to deteriorate, like your mother says, and if I find it, what do you think? And it doesn't find anything, that the tarot of your chorus, if you have the tarot and not the fri-ho-les, or that the cat with boots, if the cat with chanclas, Alberto Estecao, would enter Ladybos with the help of Carrerim to be able to face them. Ladybos with his loved one, would face them directly to the two, sending a so epic battle, that would last millions of years, while Carrerim would enter directly in the flow of time, forcing him to go ahead, giving a step further, pushing him forward again, restoring the rhythm, the story and the order of the Cosmoversos, and thus everything turned out to be normal, or at least that we believe. Because if someday you see the Cocodrillodant static, or going backwards, it will be better that we call Patolucas El Echicero.