Ngolo Kante 🇫🇷 #PremierLeague #football #chelsea #leicestercity #kante

Engolo fucking cante, the smiling assassin who covered every blade of grass on the fucking planet, rocked up at Leicester City for the price of a fucking threado, looking like someone's little cousin, and immediately started dominating the midfield. They said 70% of the earth is covered by water, and the rest is covered by Engolo cante, and it wasn't a joke, it was a fucking fact. No stepovers, no fancy flicks, just fucking pure, relentless ball winning. One the league with Leicester, moved to Chelsea and won it again immediately. Back to back titles with two different clubs, the man was literally a fucking cheap co. Cante didn't tackle, he politely mugged people, sneaking in, nicking the ball clean, and jogging away like nothing fucking happened. He covered so much fucking ground it felt illegal. Fullbacks push up, cante's covering. Centerbacks out of position, cante's there. Midfield partner having a nightmare, doesn't matter. Cante will do his job too, looked permanently harmless, always smiling, but then absolutely fucking ruining world-class players every weekend. Never cared about goals or glory, just interceptions, tackles, and doing everyone else's job for them. Opponents hated him because he never fucking stopped running, and fans loved him because he never moaned. Engolo cante, small in size, massive in engine, and fucking impossible to play through. Now for a bit of fun, let me know who you want to see next.