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Follow! Like! Share! @Samantha Wynn Greenstone #solomiopartner

@jacobmhoff
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top five things you should never search on here. Number five is blue water. I don't know what this is. I didn't look it up because I have a reasonable mind that when I'm told I shouldn't look something like this up, I don't do it. Number four, go to sleep and I can only imagine what that is. Number three, gingerbread nails. I don't want to see no nasty nails. Let me tell you that one, I will stay far, far away from. Number two is garlic. This creates a lot of terrifying mental images and I'm sure all of them are not correct, but whatever it is, I don't want to know. Anyway, things that we should be looking up or spending our time on are not these garbage TikTok things. They're cinema. They're great movies. They're having experiences out in public and the best experience you can have right now is going to see the film Solomio in theaters starring Kevin James, who is every man. He's a great, great every man in comedian and who didn't love King of Queens. This film is a romantic comedy and those are coming out less and less these days and it's right after Valentine's Day and I think this would be a great film to take your loved one or your family too and have a good experience far away from these terrifying TikTok things. Anyway, if you like this list and want more about other nonsense, follow me. Leave me a comment with something you regret looking up on TikTok. Also follow my wife Samantha, who I've tagged. Go see Solomio in theaters now. Check out our YouTube channel, Sam and Jacob Show and book me on cameo if you want a personal message. Number one is Lavaca.