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Hiya! I saw you in math today. Um, do I know you? Why are you texting me? Sorry if this is weird, but I've always thought you looked interesting. So I took the courage to say hi today. Cool, cool, but who the fuck are you? We never spoke before. I was hoping this is our first time. You sure have a slow brain? Why aren't you answering my question? What question? Who is this? Someone from your dreams. That's cute. So who am I actually talking to? I feel like if I told you, it wouldn't be as fun. Plus I will get rejected. So what now? I want to play a game with you. A game? I'm down. We keep talking until July. If you know who I am, you decide if we go on a date or not. And if I don't know who you are, then I will not reveal myself. Sure, why not? Just so you know, my eyes are on another girl. She's my crush since first grade. Oh, okay. Hiya! I saw you on the bus today. Oh yeah. You gave that old lady your seat. Wait, you saw that? Who are you exactly? Someone who sees more than you think. Kind of creepy, but go on. Not creepy. Just observant. All right, if we're playing this game, describe yourself physically. Hmm, should I make it easy for you? Just a little hint, something I'd recognize, you know. That's fair. Well, I'm very small. I'm blonde, and I always wear a pair of red sneakers. I've worn them every day since the start of the semester. Half the school wears red sneakers. Maybe I'll need more than that to be sure. Fair enough, tell me about the girl you have a crush on. Why do you want to know? No reason. I'm just curious. I feel like you don't like her already. You will probably do something to her. I promise you. I'm just curious about it. I probably don't know her. Okay, her name is Ellity. She's a white girl. Dress is really well. And her smile is just out of this world. She's just gorgeous. Oh, I see who that might be. Wait, do you know her? Maybe. Maybe not. Anyways, I'm going with my mom. Talk to you later. Talk soon unknown. Ha ha. Kaya, have you spotted any interesting shoes lately? Not yet. I've been distracted. Ellity was at the same party as me last night. Oh, and how did it go? It was all right. She didn't notice me much. She was with her friend all the time. Maybe it's for the best. It'll give you more time to focus on other mysteries. Me, for example. Ha ha. You're right. I don't even know Ellity. Shame. Is that how you feel, too? We have never met before. Yet you still like me. Why are you even trying? That's exactly how I feel. I like you because you're elegant. You smell nice. And you're very kind. But there is something else. Oh yeah, what is it? It's something in your eyes. I can't explain what it is. But it's very unique. It makes me want to be with you. Oh, thanks. Anyways, tomorrow I have a game. I need to catch some sleep. Good night, unknown. Good night. Hey, no messages today. How are you? Been thinking about me? Not at all. Really? Well, maybe a little bit. I want to know who you are. That's for you to figure out. I guess. But I met Ellity today. Oh, nice. How did it go? It was great, but that doesn't matter. Because she was wearing a cute dress. Ellity is petite and blonde, and most importantly, Ellity was wearing red sneakers. Don't you think that's a crazy coincidence? You and my kindergarten crush have the same traits? Ha ha ha! What a crazy coincidence, I guess. Answer me. I want to know who you are. You have one guest in this game. Is this your last answer? Yes. Is it you? Ellity? That would have been beautiful. But no, I'm not Ellity. My name is Gilbert. I'm actually a guy. I was scared to specify earlier. I thought you wouldn't want to keep talking to me. Sorry about that. [BLANK_AUDIO]