Arthurs Wetsuit Wnk Story

I had a couple of bounces and, you know, I'm taking a bit of a pounding. [Laughter] - Oh my God! - Oh my God! [Laughter] - You're something, wasn't it? - I don't know who's delivering the pounding, 'cause it's me on thought day, that's my board. But, by the way, because you've got a hard board in your body, and you're a **** in between, you know? I think it goes up or down, but either way, you're like squishing it against whatever you're upon. [Laughter] And so, I spent about half an hour trying to get out back and these monstrous waves just getting pounded. [Laughter] By these big old waves. And by the end, I just get out back. And so, I got to this point, and I stopped telling it on your podcast, but people would ask me so much, "I'll just tell the rest of the story." [Laughter] I was just really, you know? I was like, you're probably bricked up right now. - Bricked up to high heavens, like. - And you've got all this on your mind, right? - It's shaking my pants. - I can feel the throbbing heartbeat. - Through the whole surfboard. - Yeah. - I was a **** out. - Right. And I was just like, I was like waiting for a wave, because obviously you've got to wait for the right wave, you know? - Yeah. - All this time to get out. You go right, wave, throw it all. Man, I just can't get my mind up. [Laughter] I've bricked up my half. [Laughter] [Laughter] Yeah. Oh, God. So at some point, I was like, you know what? There's no one around. The life cards could have seen. It was like foggy, so they-- - The hard guts could have helped. And I just broke, I'm basically like this. I get the surfboard there, right? It's bumpy as wavey, so I had to go up to like this. I'm sort of like, I had that rest of my body in the water. I was like, **** it. - Just on zip my ass, you can't get it. [Laughter] I'm just sitting and crying. Just crying, you get to see. [Laughter] [Laughter] - I'm not sad here on the-- - I'm not even breathing my life. I'm just experiencing it. [Laughter] Oh, my God. - Oh, crazy. Yeah.