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I thought it was that easy 🤦‍♂️ #shaunthesheep #animation #ukcomedy

@shaun.the.roadman
425.3K views48.7K likes1:06ENMay 10, 2026
216 words1113 characters33 sentencesReadability: Grade 2

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I've got all this fucking money but no bitches. Bitsa was right, fam. It's about time I start getting some fucking play. Oh, Bitsa, I need some coach, man. Where can I find the bitches at? Why are you asking me, Shawnee, you're forgetting that I also get no tings? Actually, I've got an idea. Let's go clubbing. That's where they're all at. Oh, Bitsa, don't make it, babe. But that thing behind us in the white is a bit of me. Should I go move to her? Come on, then. Don't be a pussy. Why don't you sweep one? What's your name? Amalia. I've got a lime green Lambo parked outside. You're trying to go for a spin. Oh, my day is yes. I love Lamborghini. I can't believe you actually drive a Lamborghini, Shawnee. What do you even do for a living? Let's just say I'm a reseller or maybe even a gardener. What does that even mean? Don't watch that, Miss. You just stay looking pretty in that passenger seat, yeah? Am I staying over then? Oh, so you thought I was that easy? I'm not a sketch, Shawnee. Thanks for the ride. Yo, Bitsa, this thing just used me for a free ride home, bro. She wasn't trying to let me get--