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This has got to be a rage-bait. There's no way this is real. IGN just came out with yet another banger review of a video game. 6 out of 10 to mouse PI for higher. Wow. That's, uh, that's really a good one. Which is a cartoony video game where you play as a private investigator who happens to be a mouse in a noir themed world where everyone else is also a mouse. You start solving cases, shooting bad guys, fighting bosses, upgrading yourself, and most importantly, below and shit up. I haven't played the game yet. I might. I think it looks pretty cool. But anyways, let's read what IGN has to say about this game. What bothers me, however, is how overly referential so much of it is. The world is full of mice, so everything is about cheese. Everything. Fork found in kitchen. Sorry, continue. A bad guy? He's a cheese leger. These cheese legers in on the shrew record. Run into a lady mouse with a sultry voice. It'll be described as... Everything is a reference to the fact that everyone is a mouse and mice like cheese, and when it's not, instead it'll be a reference to an old cartoon, or the fact that this is a video game. Waiter? Waiter? Yes, my boomer shoe to cartoon game. That's a world of mice. Has too many references to mice and cheese. I can't play this. Why is my silly and whimsical video game too silly and whimsical? Take it back this instant. But it gets better. I promise. If you're looking for the cheese-like informin' Jack will quip that he doesn't look like much of a boss. More like a... Mini boss. And laugh at his own joke. Are we just unfamiliar with the concept of the main protagonist cracking a cheesy joke every once in a while? I get it, cheese. He then says, "I hate to be that guy who brings up a ludo narrative dissonance, which is when the narrative of the video game's story and the theme don't match with its gameplay mechanics." And then proceeds to be that guy. A lot. He explains that you're a detective who kills a lot of people in each mission of the game and then just continues on with no repercussions. He then says that he doesn't care how corrupt the cops are. A private detective can't break into a police station and slaughter all of them. Then go about his day in real life. Someone get this man some anti-depressants. Like, actually, I'm almost worried for him. All of this man's joy escaped him before he played this game. This is the kind of guy who gets angry after taking a shower because he's too wet. But I guarantee you, his wife is not. He also quotes like a dozen novels about noir detectives and whatnot as a comparison to this game to make himself sound smart. But he just sounds like a Reddit moderator on a power trip. And I mean that very disrespectfully. This guy downloaded a cartoon game where you play as a mouse detective in a whimsical world of mice. Then proceeds to complain that the video game he downloaded is a cartoon game where you play as a mouse detective in a whimsical world of mice. He had to have been playing mouse PI with malice in his heart. This man's gotta be depressed.