valverde vs tchuoameni - WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE REAL MADRID TRAINING SESSIONS 😭😭😭 #realmadrid #fcbarcelona #ucl #valverde

Why the hell is the real Madrid squad acting like their training pitch is a WWE ring? This club has apparently stopped doing randos and started filming Real Housewives, Bernabéu edition. Brother, what is going on over there? Routiger allegedly slapping Carreras, then screaming at him again weeks later. Bombay is now a dictator. And then there's the Chua Mani versus Valverde situation. Apparently Chua Mani crunches fate in training. Fadee gets pissed, next day refuses to shake his hand like they're in middle school. Then immediately flies into revenge tackles like primary keen versus Holland's dad. And it gets worse. Arbolo apparently tries to calm things down by putting them on the same team. Brother, that is the worst idea I've ever heard. Didn't work. They kept going at each other. Then apparently after training they start slapping the shit out of each other. And Fadee ends up on the floor bleeding with a split head. What kind of all are nothing episode is this? This team sounds less like a lacticose and more like a friend group one message away from collapse. And honestly, you can see it on the pitch sometimes. No chemistry, random hero ball, people pressing alone, defenders arguing after every goal completely cooked. This is 25 elite footballers slowly discovering they all secretly annoy each other. Madrid aren't training. They're hosting Fight Club.