"We're worried about your finances," Mom said. I clicked my garage remote. "That's my Lamborghini collection. The blue one's worth $4.8 million."
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"We're worried about your finances," mom said. "I clicked my garage remote. That's my Lamborghini collection. The blue ones worth 4.8 million dollars." The chandelier cast warm light across our family's formal dining room where an intervention had been arranged about my concerning lifestyle choices. Mom had strategically seated everyone, my older sister Amanda in her Chanel suit, brother Marcus with his new Rolex prominently displayed, and dad still in his CEO suit from the office. "I arrived exactly on time, wearing my usual simple black sweater and jeans, having taken the bus as always. Sweetie, mom began, adjusting her pearl necklace nervously, were worried about your financial situation. She glanced at my father, seeking support. The table was set with her finest China, as if they were trying to remind me of the lifestyle I was failing to maintain." Marcus couldn't help himself. "Seriously, James, you're 32. I saw you at the bus stop again yesterday in the rain. It's embarrassing. He took a deliberate sip of his whiskey, the ice cubes clinking against the crystal. The bus works fine for me, I replied calmly, checking my phone briefly. A notification from my garage security system flashed. The new Lamborghini Revuelto had been delivered successfully. I suppressed a smile. Amanda leaned forward, her diamond bracelet catching the light. James, were trying to help. You've been living like this since you left the investment firm, taking public transportation, living in that tiny house in the industrial district. She shudder delicately. Speaking of which, dad interjected, his CEO voice and full effect, I've arranged an interview for you at Henderson Financial for a junior analyst position. It's not much, but it's a start. He smiled magnanimously, clearly pleased with himself. I took a slow sip of water, noting how they'd served everyone else wine. That's thoughtful, dad. But I'm satisfied with my current work situation. What work situation? Marcus Gofft, your private consulting that nobody's ever heard of. Come on. Even my junior associates drive better cars than you. Mom reached across the table, padding my hand in what she thought was a comforting gesture. Honey, we just want you to succeed. Your brother made partner at his law firm. Amanda's interior design business is thriving. And you? She trailed off, looking pained. And I take the bus, I finished for her, checking another notification. My asset manager had just confirmed the acquisition of three more rare vintage cars. My collection was now complete. It's not just the bus, Amanda added. You wear the same clothes all the time. You never join us at the country club in that neighborhood you live in. She wrinkled her nose. The old warehouse district. Really? Dad cleared his throat. Son, this lifestyle you're choosing, it's affecting the family's reputation. The Henderson's, you remember their daughter Sarah from the club? They asked about you the other day. I had to make excuses. I maintained my calm demeanor, though internally I was amused. The warehouse they were so concerned about was actually my private showroom, housing what had just become the most valuable private car collection in the state. We've decided mom announced her voice taking on an artificial brightness to help you get back on your feet. We'll cover your down payment for a sensible car, maybe a nice Toyota. She looked at dad for approval. Marcus snorted into his whiskey. Make it a used Toyota. Teach him responsibility. My phone buzzed again. The final paperwork had been completed. Perfect timing. That's very generous, I said, standing up slowly. But perhaps you'd like to see my current transportation situation first. Oh, James, Amanda said, we don't need to see the bus schedule. I pulled out a small remote for my pocket. Actually, I just finished a little project in that warehouse you're so worried about. Would you like to take a look? Mom looked flustered, but we haven't even started the intervention properly. Trust me, I said, allowing myself a small smile, you'll want to see this. Dad frowned, checking his protectful eepwatch. Make it quick. We have actual solutions to discuss. Of course, I replied, heading toward the door. It's just across the street. As they reluctantly followed me out of their mansion, none of them noticed the small grin playing at the corners of my mouth. The warehouse district they'd been mocking was about to reveal its secret, and their carefully planned intervention was about to take an unexpected turn. I led my family across the street to what they'd always dismissed as my questionable warehouse. The modern security gate opened silently at my approach, causing Dad to raise an eyebrow at the sophisticated system. Is this really necessary? Marcus complained, his Italian leather shoes crunching on the pristine concrete. We've all seen empty warehouses before. I positioned them in front of the massive steel door. "You might want to prepare yourselves," I said, pressing my thumb to the biometric scanner. The door began to rise slowly, revealing a site that made Mom's hand fly to her throat.
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