is he okay? 😭

Am I the asshole for being at breaking point with my husband's made up language? (laughs) My husband has always been a bit goofy, giving his own names to things and doing impressions. About 18 months ago, this started to increase a lot. Examples, eat your greens, is Walgreens. Sharts and gobbles is Barnes and Noble. He has about 30 to 40 everyday words that he insists on using in place of normal ones. Scuppers with a rising whistle at the end is yes. (laughs) Being with a descending whistle is no. And Baga-ya-ya, good night. He constantly does weird sound impersonations, not like celebrities or characters, but a single noise that's a made up sound or something childish, like a fart from a children's TV show. He speaks random words like garbage or douchebag, wills burping or fart. (laughs) He has made up names for our friends, which he uses sometimes even under his breath when we're out with them. Pam and Will are pig and wig. I've just had enough. We got into bed the other night and I said good night and he said Baga-ya-ya. In the high pitched voice, he always does it in. I snapped and asked why he couldn't just speak to me normally and he just laughed and came right up close to my face and did it again. (laughs) He speaks to our kid in this stupid language and I'm worried it's going to confuse normal language development because he changes the words so often. Our toddler could be about to hurt themselves and instead of saying no or come here, he'll say some ridiculous made up word or sound and then get annoyed when our kid doesn't know what he wants. Bing, Bing, Baga-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya. It's Guffers, Bing. I hate this.