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Haciendo empanadas para el capibara de mi marido #recetas #viral #fpy

@sahorihoranperez
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"Hello, wave of waves, accompany me to make the scene with the one I live with, what do you say is my wife?" "What do I notice, and what do I notice, and what did you do, and what did you have a lot of hunger?" And then I thought, "And me, what do I notice, and what do I care about?" But then I remembered that it is the one who keeps me, and then, no way, he has to fill the tank to this poor piece so that he keeps maintaining me, jejeje. Then I put myself here in Berguiza, faster than the Raya McQueen. To make a picadillo, to make a bunch of twigs on this poor piece, because if I wasn't going to get to work, and I wasn't going to have any fun, since the whole day I was going to spend it on my bed, and there was a lot of white paint going on in the movie, and I was carrying a lot of stuff. And then I realized, that there would be some people in my place. I was doing a sh*t of cold, and I didn't even want to sleep on my nose. I went to the bathroom, a bag of white paint. That way, I was stuck on the blue paint, better not to laugh at it. Then the doctor came out very ugly. But in the end, here I had to have finished preparing the blue paint, because the green of the white paint was already very hot paint, the doctor said he was going to burn all the paint at home, and the man shut up so you can have a tragedy. I imagine that then they say, "The dog is the one who brought the house, trying to make some stupid twigs". No, better not, better I put myself in Berguiza to clean up the twigs, since he also came, the white paint blown on the road, and I didn't want him to start to fall. And here they come to Berguiza giving him and giving him to put the white paint on. Already so much that he was putting the white paint on this one, I had already made some blue paint from the shower, I already had arms like the Jonsina, and I was no longer thinking and I think that at that time I was going to finish. The most beautiful paint from the soccer, more than I was pure, I couldn't see it at the end, at all this perra mammada. And this way, on the road, the clock was that tick, tick, tick, tick. I felt that I had already made like a thousand panels, or something like that. But no, barely took like six panels. Ha-ha, that happens to me by being all the white paint day, I can't take off the flogger for nothing, the good thing that the white paint of my husband loves me like that. And I don't care if I'm a good perra mammada. Anyway, he told me that even so, he's going to keep holding me. By the way, if you see this, he sends you a kiss on the collar, "Papi Chulo, do you know what I'm talking about?" And well, here it was already in the worst part of everything. It was between the battle of the oil and me, "Pinche, oil, it happened to see me, I broke into the face of the cooler, that's why I had these black paint. But not with those black paint, I feel free of the cooler. I already ruined my beautiful rose of Kylie Jenner, my princess rose, now that it's going to say my husband when I see it, because of the oil, I'm going to be traumatized by life." "Oh, no!" And well, here it was already ready, not only did he put the chuga, cheese and salsa, and there were the red ones. But, well, thank you for watching, I send you a kiss on the collar, if you liked the video of the heart. Muah!