what if you woke up as your friend? #skeleton #whatif #goonin4life #socrates #uktiktok

what if you woke up as your friend you wake up at 4 p.m. smelling like shit no shower no toothbrush straight to gooning you lock in instantly like the room does not smell radioactive four hours pass and now the pee bottles are stacking up you finally emerge from the goon cave and greet your mother she begs you to get a job with a sad look in her eyes after enough arguing you finally step outside into the sunlight the sun hits your skin like it fucking hurts plant start withering around you because your stench is a bioweapon people on the street notice and start fleeing on sight you walk into the corner store and ask for gamer girl bath water the cashier freezes the customer's panic and the whole store loses hope you sprint home at night gripping the gamer girl bath water as the stench follows you like a weapon you go back home unchanged and return to gaming like none of it matters