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Good morning school. Go Hawks. Nah, shit, lame. My bad. Um, today we have a guest speaker. His name is Mr. Parker. He drove three hours to speak to you guys today. Man, don't nobody care. Who said that? Oh. Anyways, like I was saying, make sure you guys give him your full, undivided attention. Mr. Parker? Yes, thank you. How's everybody doing this morning? Nah. All right, um, well today I want to talk to you guys about peer pressure. You guys are reaching that age where you might be tempted to do certain things you shouldn't be doing. So remember, if you're going to be silly, wrap your willy. Bro, what? Who invited him here? Nah, I'm about to go home. They made me leave class for this. That's crazy.