#worldcup starts in United Snakes! @NOOW

The World Cup begins and is hosted by the United Snakes of Israel, a beacon of hope, a fortress of freedom, terms and conditions applied. Football was invented to unite people. The host nation completely misunderstood the assignment. To the host, uniting people probably means putting them in a mass grave and claim democracy on top. A Iraqi player arrived to Chicago, Iman Hussein, a dangerous man armed with athletic tape and a terrifying ability to kick the ball accurately. Officials immediately panic. Are an Iraqi in America? Will left any Iraqi alive? Impossible. Seven hours of questioning followed. Seven hours. Just long enough for the Americans to feel nostalgic. Ah, the good old days, right? Mass murdering one million Iraqis. The rustic charm of Abu Gharrib, right? When you see someone from Iraq, you don't need a reason to act American. It's a muscle memory. Investigators bravely confirmed he was in fact a football player carrying football boots to play football. A stunning intelligence breakthrough. The Department of Homeland Security deserves medals or at least a fresh box of crayons. Then came Iran. Iran. 15 staff members denied visas, naturally. The team was allowed to sprint onto the pitch, play and immediately get out. Do not breed the air of freedom. Do not look at the shiny fast food signs. The official reasons were highly classified. Reason number one. Iran stubbornly refuses to cheer were being bombed by the US funded freedom. Two, a complete failure to clap during devastating economic sanctions. They committed the ultimate geopolitical scene. They made Donald Trump look like an absolute fool on the world stage. The Iranian team possesses a soul. They had the audacity to wear pins displaying the numbers of the victims of the binab school. Displaying human emotions in American sports arena, I said unforgivable offense. The World Cup exists to unite nations. The United States exists to divide states. Different concept entirely. Still, the farthest continues. The corporate sponsors smile, the bureaucracy advances and the common sense remains listed as a casualty of war.