Moral compass? Optional. Dan Mintz has a brand-new comedy special coming to YouTube! Executive produced by @johnmulaney, this animated special is out NOW. P.S. Don't try any of these one-liners at your next dinner party.

I spent the afternoon carrying an old woman's groceries to her car. So I should have to bring them back up to her apartment. [ Laughter ] At our wedding, it was hard to figure out who'd walk my wife down the aisle because she has two gay dads, so of course they weren't invited to the wedding. [ Laughter ] But did you know that if you play paranoid by Black Sabbath backwards, you get fired from your job as a DJ? [ Laughter ]