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On today’s episode of #celesteinthecity will she be engaged by the end of 2026 lol? #dating

@the_celesterenee
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Get ready with me to go on two dates. Today is Tuesday and I have a date at 5.30 and then I have a date later on today. Honestly, I'm so exhausted. It's 3.47 pm right now. First date 5.30, we're going to chop in black. He is a 40 year old man. I think he's an engineer. Yeah. Second date, little impromptu, is this guy met a few weeks ago in Houston. He's back in town. He said he wants silver in my birthday. He was like, we can go wherever you want to go. I said blah, blah, blah. So I'm like, oh, yeah, I like that. And we have like a really little cute, little, me cute situation. So I'm more excited for the second date than the first one. The issue is that, never mind, I love chopping black. Like chopping black, I love it. I always hit the golden bowl, but I can't eat a lot because date number two, he likes spending that money and I like a man who likes to spend that money. So you know, we're going to have a lot of fun. So I'm like, dang, but like date number one, I don't know what to do. So I think I'm just going to get the golden bowl just like a little, like a little couple bites. I'm like, oh my god, my stomach's hurting or something. Yeah, so the other conundrum is that, I don't know where we're going for date number two, because he was like, people wherever you want to go. But I was like, I really want to go to, was it pro-vary, pro-day? But like, I'm also tired, you know? So that's it, that's what we got going on. This is what I'm looking like right now. Okay, this is the final look. We went for like a little light makeup situation. Honestly, I kind of hate it. Oh, I didn't put sitting spray on it. That's why. Okay, I need some water in there. But this is the fit. We're going for a cute little one, two one, two. Not too much like too little. Cute owl, I'm definitely, and I'm putting this bag, pink on pink. I really want to take my YSL bag, but I lost her somewhere in my closet, 'cause she's cute and petite. Like she's like really small and cute. She's kind of big, but whatever. I'm a big body bit and so that's fine. But this is the look we're going to, I was gonna say off the record girl lit, we're going to chop and block. I think this is cute. I love pink. I love bright colors on dark skin. That's what it's just so cute. But yes, we're about to go on day one, and then day two is later today, and I'm like, this is a cute little, I can do whatever we decide to do for both in this fit. Let's get it. I'm hungry actually. I'm even hungry 'cause that little snack attack that I had, yeah, I probably shouldn't have that, but anyways, I'm lagging. - So we just finished day number one. I already knew, I already knew. I already knew, but yeah, he was so meek. With that, meek is not the right word. He was just very like quiet and he was like very nervous. And I don't know why men are nervous around me. I'm like, I feel like I have like, he was so nervous. And I was just trying to keep the conversation going. And he was like, I really enjoyed myself with you like to do this again. And I was like, yeah, of course. But in my head, I was like, baby, it's less to go to direct this up, but what I will say, and because he was so quiet, like I ended up eating more than I wanted to eat, 'cause I know I'm trying to go to day number two, but like the guy actually went on a day way, so I'm just like, yeah, so I am actually a little fool. But one thing, I know the thing, ladies, if you're looking for a good spot to take somebody on the first day, go to chop and bob, because I didn't know they had a 90 minute rule with the tables. So whether it be it's good or bad, after 90 minutes, you know it's gonna have to end. So that is really good to know, I said, I like that. So that is that. He was really cool though. Actually, he's 43, I found he was 43. So he's a little bit too old for me. I'm 33, 43, that's like 20 years, that's 10 years. My cutoff is like literally like more than like five years. You can have another generation than me. It just is not gonna work. So yeah, but I'm cool too on to day two. (laughing) - I forgot to update you all. I did a little outfit change for day number two, 'cause we're going to a locker bar. And I don't know, I kinda want to be a little cute. So I was like, I'm just in case he's irritating, which he's not, we've already lied before. I can just go somewhere else. I'm also on the search for the Congolese team. They said they're at the Omni Hotel. So just in case, you know. So yes, that's what's about to happen. - Honestly, I'm so tired. I'm already over date in. This is day one of dating, that's the 31 year old, and she's over it. (laughing)