Fart remover #ai #UK #fart #remover

Hopefully my husband will finally stop farting now. He's at it non-stop, and it reeks like I've had my nose right up a cow's backside. Babe, something feels a bit off. Do us a favor and pull my finger. Uh, fine. Gotcha! Ew, that's disgusting! You're so gross! Woo, that one's been brewing for ages! At least I've got some breathing room again now. Ugh, that's disgusting, seriously? Come on, it's natural! Things can't go on like this. He needs to stop stinking out the whole bloody house. Right then, you little part monster, eat up. Cheers! I'll be ripping some proper ones after this. Out with the old, in with the new, if it doesn't pay rent, it's gotta go! Blimey. I should be farting like a trooper right now. But for some reason, nothing's coming out. Ugh! Giggle softly. This is absolute brilliant fun. Babe, something feels a bit off. Do us a favor and pull my finger. Uh, okay. Just do it. Oh, that was great! What then? fart-removered? She shouldn't have done that to me. She is going to rue the day, mark my words. Right, all done. Once I've polished this off, she'll never smell anything but my toxic trumps ever again.