What would happen if you brought Socrates to present day?

What would happen if you brought Socrates a annoying ass to the present day? Hey one first stop them all because he's walking around in a toga looking insane you buy him jeans and a hoodie He looks down and asks what is fashion but society's agreement on appearance you already regret bringing him day three You show Socrates your phone. He stares at it for a long time then says what is a phone without a user you tell him to shut The fuck up day seven you take Socrates to six flag. He's never seen anything like it rides as tall as the Coliseum who strap him on to a roller coaster 30 seconds later Socrates passes out when he wakes up you hand him cotton candy He takes one bite and says tell me this is this of the gods or the devil you walk away day 14 He discovers the internet worst mistake of your life Socrates starts replying to every single comment He sees the comment section is filled with Socrates the smartest 42 Socrates feels like he's in heaven day 17 Now the internet is roasting him calling him annoying calling him a nerd Socrates is pissed so you try to calm him down you introduce him to video games you start with a game cube He stares at the screen like it's literal magic you switched to a ps5 just a trolless Socrates walks up to the TV And literally tries to walk through the screen day 21 He's still pissed he couldn't go through the TV so you take him out for a drink two man He's looking around completely confused. He's never seen people dress like this before he stops and says help me this What is a woman without validation for once you low-key agree day 30 at this point? You've had enough you send Socrates annoying ass back to ancient Greek But right before he leaves he raises his finger one last time wait what the hell is a BBL