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Pat just figured out who the snitch is πŸ‘€β˜• Comment "GOGGINS" if you saw it coming. #pattheplug #postmanpat #ukcomedy #britishcomedy #aianimation

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One ounce of Pat's purple haze Mrs. G sorry I'm late got banged up in the cells last week some grass had a word with the old bill Oh, that's terrible Pat come in for a smoke and a cuppa you can tell me all about it Bloody hell Pat this is the good stuff wait there love I need to fetch something Mrs. Goggins it's Bob as that postman prick figured it out yet We need to move before he does something stupid This isn't Mrs. Goggins you little twat and you won't be hearing from her again Fuck fuck sake All right pat lad what's happening Sam Mrs. Goggins set us up her and Bob the whole time the old coffin Dodger with Pena of visit tonight meet me at my yard bring the tools 30 years I've been doing this round no one stitches up pat the plug this ends tonight She's fucking getting it