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- Class it down in your- - Like, God, it's a Dementor! - Run! - No, no, no, I am not a Dementor. Design, the new, and some would even say, improve. - Professor Snape. - Who said that? - A lot of people, so it- - Like, who? - Well, there was a- anyways. - Why is Professor Snape on Dark Mode? I missed the old one. - Well, unfortunately, class, he is no longer with us. So, I will be teaching you defense against the Dark Arts. - You'll be teaching us how to defend ourselves against you? - What? No. Have you students not learned anything about the Dark Arts? - You are the Dark Arts! - Okay. - Enough! I am trying to get through my introductions. - He became one serious black. - Okay. - I teach not only defense against the Dark Arts. - Shut up! - Which also potions class. - You teach two classes, wow. Your child support must be very high. - All right. - You know, pouring a cool-aid packet into water doesn't make you a potions expert. - Professor, are you a full-blood or half-blood wizard? - Well, actually, he's a full-blood wizard. - He's made for, he's probably a full-crick. - Okay, you know these jokes would offend me, but I was already made fun of when I went to Hogwarts. - You went to Hogwarts? - Yes. - What house did the sorting-shysty put you with? - The sorting-shysty, really? - So why do you have snakes in your hair? - No, these are not snakes. - Idiot, those are called cotton rows. - They are called twists. - Okay. - The twist in here was walking into class and seeing Professor Ape. - It is Snape. - Severus Snape. - Severus Snape. - Do you say "snap" or "snap"? - Why did you just call me? - Professor, is every spell that we learn in here black magic? - No, it is not, but some of the spells we will learn are a big Dark Arts. - I bet his favorite one is Glocky Amos. - Glocky Amos, really? - Glocky Amos, really? - Don't forget, expect though the Draco. - EBT, Raffilio, Extendo the Clippo. - You know what, I do not need this, I am leaving. - But Professor, if you leave, who's gonna teach us welfare 101? - Well, he called to defend himself against the unemployment line. - Oh, really? Defend yourself against this! - Oh my!