This was practically a tongue-twister. #atheist #bibletok #christiantok #religion #bible

All right, let me get the straight. A perfect God who was all-powerful and all-knowing created an imperfect world full of imperfect creatures that he gave imperfect rules to, and they were unable to perfectly follow his imperfect rules, which for some reason surprised him. And so he decided to punish those imperfect people because they were imperfect even though he knew in advance that they would be imperfect and would never be able to live up to the laws that he had given them. A while later, he sent more imperfect people called prophets to imperfectly deliver his new imperfect laws to all of the other imperfect people, and he decided to punish everybody when those imperfect prophets were unable to deliver those imperfect laws to all of the rest of the imperfect people, and those imperfect people were unable to keep those imperfect laws perfectly. Finally, one day God decided he needed to change, even though he's eternal and all-knowing, he didn't see it coming. And so he decided to go down to earth disguised as his own son, but also as a ghost. And then he watched himself from heaven as he himself as his son was executed by all of the imperfect people. When he came back to life as his own son, he as his son and himself as the Holy Ghost went back up to heaven to sit with himself so that he, himself, and himself could watch all of the imperfect people be imperfect. And if you don't believe in this batshit crazy story, they're going to punish you forever. Is that about right?