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Dress all in black and stand in front of a nightclub, pretending to be a bouncer. When people give you their IDs, write down their address and go burglarize their house, as you can be sure they won't be home for a while. To be safe and bear infested areas, always carry a pocket knife when you go with a friend. If a bear attacks you, stab your friend in the leg and run. If you're tired at work, set up a ladder and take a nap at its base. If you get caught, you can say you fell off the ladder and lost consciousness. When you rob a store, get a very visible temporary tattoo. When witnesses are asked to describe the robber, they will most likely remember the tattoo, something you don't actually have. Want to create poison at home? Simply mix your dog's pee with bleach. You'll get chlorine gas, something truly super toxic. If you buy coke and need to test it, mix it with vinegar. If it turns into a volcano, it's baking soda. If nothing happens, you've just wasted your coke. Either way, you did a good deed. Drugs are bad, but volcanoes are cool. If you want to bury a body, plant an endangered plant species on top of it. This way the cops won't be able to dig it up. Don't forget to like and follow for more useful tips.