I dont like my neighboor….. #woodwork #woodworking #woodcraft #asmr #tiktokgrowthchallenge

My neighbor knocked on my workshop door at 7 a.m. to tell me my sawing was ruining her morning meditation. I handed her an invoice for $220 for the noise complaint mediation fee, her face, priceless. But that's not even the worst part. She moved in next door last spring, set at the HOA meeting. It would be lovely if our local artisan could just carve quieter, like after 10 a.m. Carve quieter, western red cedar, old growth, eight rings per inch, the kind you can't buy at lows, hands split with a grandfather's brooks at 6 a.m. Because that's when the wood splits cleanest, 42 hours per spoon, my rate $340. Then she says one more thing through the HOA email chain, and honestly, his TikTok videos are embarrassing for the neighborhood. He'll never hit 100,000 followers, and the property values are suffering, property values are suffering. Here's the deal, if this video hits 100,000 followers before the next HOA meeting, I'm reading her email out loud in front of every neighbor, and submitting an invoice to the HOA for the quiet hours mediation she demanded $220, net $30. Drop a follow if you want to be there for the meeting. Back to the spoon, grants forced brooks, mora 106, sloyed, 164 hook knife, 600 grit, squash mark burned in, mineral oil, and beeswax, HOA meeting knife, 14 neighbors. I open with the email. I slide the invoice across to her C-net 30. She stops mediating when she sees I'm not.