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Hi, welcome in. Hi! We're out tonight celebrating my birthday. I'll have your birthday. Thanks, so we're gonna have like six. Okay, did you guys have a reservation? Um, no, but it's my birthday, so I was hoping you could like squeeze us in. Sure, yeah, we could totally do that. Um, it'll probably just be like a 15-minute wait. Oh, um, okay, I guess. All right, what can I get for you? So I think we're gonna do shots of crown all around, and then I'm gonna do the surf and turf. Okay, I'll have that right out for you. Okay, all right, here's those shots for you. Oh, and also, we're gonna do two orders of the calamari and one of the caviar. Okay, sounds good. Anything else for you? Uh, no, that's it. We don't want to put you out too much. Oh, no, it's fine. We have a ton back there. Don't say that. We will literally put you out of business. All right, here's that check for you guys. No rush. Oh, um, oh, yeah, no, ma'am, this isn't right. Oh, so sorry about that. Did I ring something in Rome? Uh, yeah, all of this. Okay, well, I personally watch you eat every item on this ticket. Mm-hmm, but it's my birthday. Mm-hmm, so it's complimentary. No? Um, well, your dessert was complimentary, but we can't give you the whole meal for free. What the fuck? Well, why didn't you tell us that before? Well, usually when you go into a restaurant, the assumption is that you're going to pay. [laughs] This is literally so tacky, by the way. Yeah, it is. Literally what kind of restaurant doesn't cover the bill on someone's birthday? I have never in my life been to a restaurant that does that. Well, yeah, you wouldn't be able to get in. Okay, well, we're both here now and your bill is $362.19, so did you want to pay with cash or card?