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- How much is this Gary? - 3,000. Jesus, this one has finished me. If you know where they sell it cheaper, go and buy it. 3,000 for this small Gary, I know you are saving my money. I just can't prove it yet. And today I'm going to the market myself. You don't know how to manage money. - Manage which money do you want? You can't like grains of rice? - Papa Emeca, why do you go with empty bag like this? - From today I'm in charge of food buying in my house. Now promotion, or you don't suck your wife. Nobody's suck anybody. I just discovered money is disappearing mysteriously. Make me see how you go price tomatoes when market remains around you. I'm a strong man. Nobody can cheat me. Okay, when you reach there, tell them you want half cup of Gary, very funny. (laughs) These tomatoes look good today. I should get some. That one man thinks that she gets sense. She's using my money to do contribution. Let me ask this tomato seller for her price. How much is this tomato? - 2,500 Nair for one pint. - For this small thing. - Okay, how much you want pay? - 700 Nair. (laughs) Uncle, you the price tomato you want by only the basket. - I bet no insults me, oh. Make I pay 800. - Oh, Gary, I let go of him. (laughs) - These tomatoes look good today. I should get some. That one man thinks that she gets sense. She's using my money to do contribution. Let me ask this tomato seller for her price. How much is this tomato? - 2,500 Nair for one pint. - For this small thing. - Okay, how much you want pay? - 700 Nair. (laughs) - Uncle, you the price tomato, you want by only the basket. - I bet no insults me, oh. Make I pay 800. - Oh, Gary, I let go of him. (laughs) - So for five hours, this man left his house. Mark at 20 minutes, Johnny. Let him come back and tell me how much he saved. If he returns with empty bag and today will be today. - Chinneke is almost evening time and I have only bought vegetables. Let me just go and buy meat and return home. I'm so tired. - Olga, fresh meat deal, how much per kilo? - 6,000 Nair. Six watts. - You mean 600? Can you sell for 3000? For 300, I think give you bone with small meat. Why is everything so expensive in this market? Olga, welcome to reality. My wife said she bought for 5,000 Nair. If your wife bought meat for 5,000 Nair, thank her when you reach house. So how many kilo? Half kilo. (laughs) Don't ask me, market is not for human beings. I don't spend past my budget. So your wife was not lying. They go house now. I'll be waiting you come to for my shop. My God, I don't know how to face that woman though. If I go home like this, I'm finished. I need Valentine gift to come out down. - You buying Valentine gift, what is ending? - Don't joke. What can I buy with small money? Buy chocolate biscuits, maybe small wine. Wine with my budget. Okay, buy flour and card. Card, you save my life and write apology inside. What if she rejects it? Then buy two cards. One for apology, one for forgiveness. Okay, my friend, I will see you later. Let me go and look for a Valentine's package to buy. So people are buying all these things willingly. Baby, choose the big one. Big one, okay? In this economy? - Sir, are you buying for your wife? - I'm trying to save my life. - We have packages from 2,000 Nair. - For sweet and teddy bear. If I buy small one, will it still come her? My sister, I need something that can come and angry wife. - What did you do? I accused her of wasting money, then I went to market myself. - And? - Everything she said was correct. - Ah, you need the big package. - Big, no, I need the right one. Please, give me the cheapest one that can still save my marriage. - Okay, sir.