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This man can catch bullets with disposable chopsticks. The assassin organization even put a sky high bounty of one billion on him. Yet today, Sakamoto ran into another version of himself. This guy is just as chubby as he is, and their fighting speed is exactly identical to the shock of Asakura and Shautang. The two identical Sakamoto stop fighting at the same time. Then the imposter changes back to his real form. Turns out he's Nagumo, Sakamoto's former junior. He's a compulsive liar who loves playing pranks, and he has perfect disguise abilities. Even Asakura's telepathy couldn't see through his thoughts. No wonder Sakamoto was acting all weird today. It was all this guy talking nonsense. Furious, they beat him up and tied him up tight. Nagumo came here to tell Sakamoto about the one billion yen bounty. Even though Asakura and Shautang couldn't believe it. Moments later, a hitman working part-time as a pizza delivery guy walked in. He pulled out a saw blade and held it to Nagumo's neck, threatening everyone not to move. Seeing this, Sakamoto and Shautang just ate pizza and watched. Not taking this idiot seriously at all. The hitman felt deeply insulted. But before he could attack, Nagumo broke free and put him in a perfect chokehold. Then at Sakamoto's request, he only knocked him unconscious. Before leaving, he kindly warned Sakamoto. The next hitman won't be these small-time amateurs if he keeps hiding and refuses to kill. He might end up dying a horrible death. With that, he carried the hitman away. Meanwhile, threw the camera in the pizza box. The hitman organization watched everything unfold. But compared to the famous Sakamoto, they thought Nagumo was more dangerous. After all, he's been retired for five years and got this fat. His skills are probably a shadow of his former self. But a hidden camera trick like that couldn't fool Sakamoto. He said if they dared disturb his peaceful life, he'd personally send them all to hell. Sakamoto planned to stay home as much as possible. But he suddenly remembered a promise he made to his daughter. The whole family went to the amusement park and had a great time, which is exactly the perfect time for an ambush. So Asakura and Shautang acted as bodyguards. All Asakura had to do was concentrate, and he could hear everyone's thoughts within 30 meters. Someone with killing intent couldn't hide from him. Soon, Asakura noticed someone approaching. He radioed Sakamoto the man's location while Shautang distracted Sakamoto's wife and daughter. A hitman disguised as a janitor slowly approached. Thinking his plan was foolproof, but Sakamoto couldn't even be bothered to look at him. As the knife came at him, he casually grabbed the pen from the hitman's chest, avoided the vital organs, and stuck it in him, ending the fight instantly. Then the employees seamlessly carried him away on a cart. His wife and daughter didn't even notice a thing. Meanwhile, a silver-haired man was watching from the shadows, looking at the profiles in his hand. He thought Asakura was the most dangerous one, but when he cleared his mind and walked past them, he managed to avoid Asakura's telepathy. When everyone got on the roller coaster, Shautang immediately sensed something was wrong with the silver-haired man, but Asakura's telepathy didn't pick up any emotional fluctuations. Hearing them talking about him, the silver-haired man wondered if his disguise was bad, but that exact thought was caught by Asakura. After confirming he was a hitman, he quickly told Sakamoto his location. With no other choice, the silver-haired man attacked early, but the bullet bounced right off Sakamoto's bulletproof classes. Just then, Asakura opened his safety bar, and jumped off when the roller coaster went upside down. He did two and a half flips in midair, and landed perfectly in the silver-haired man's seat. To avoid hurting innocent people, he dragged him off to fight one-on-one while Asakura was still falling. The silver-haired man took the chance and threw a knife. Even though it only hit his calf, the poison made Asakura feel weak all over, and his vision started to blur. As another roller coaster approached, they fought while moving at high speed. After fighting for a while, Asakura realized he couldn't get the upper hand, and with the poison spreading, he didn't have much time left, but at the last second. Asakura used his telepathy to find Sakamoto's location, which would be the key to turning the tables. As both of them jumped off the roller coaster, the silver-haired man landed on a theater stage, and Asakura was wearing the sugar rabbit costume. Looking ready to beat the bad guy, the silver-haired man thought he was just bluffing. But Asakura threw a punch that caught him completely off guard. The kid's in the audience cheered loudly, rooting for sugar, and hoping he would defeat the bad guy. And Asakura actually fought better and better. A few punches later, the silver-haired man was completely disoriented. The reason Asakura chose this place as the battlefield wasn't to get the kid's support. It was because Sakamoto was sitting in the audience. He could radio Asakura the enemies every move, and Asakura just had to follow his orders. The silver-haired man was getting more and more confused, the poison hadn't stopped Asakura from moving at all, and he could even predict his every move when he cut open the costume. He was shocked to discover. This guy hadn't even opened his eyes this whole time.