And I’m married to a Stealth Bomber Dad. 🖤 #motherhood #momsover30 #momtok

They say helicopter mom like it's a bad thing. They don't call me a helicopter mom. I'm not a helicopter mom I am a black hawk mom and there's a difference a black hawk mom is Like a helicopter mom, but crazy. I am crazy if you don't believe me I bring references I have referrals and by the grace of our good lord I have that crazy under control like the might of the US military But once it is unleashed if you dare unleash it you will be destroyed in the process and so on this dark planet Where we are behind enemy lines any adult that is around my child should know that I have my laser on you I'm watching you. It looks like I'm watching my child I'm actually watching the adults around my child and when my child comes back to me I have questions for my child where they kind to you. Did they ask you to keep any sort of secret? Do they make you feel uncomfortable in any sort of way if they ever did make you feel uncomfortable? What would you do helicopter moms are cute? They're fun to see oh look? There's a helicopter how fun is that black hawk moms should rain terror There should be a healthy level of intimidation if you think that helicopter moms are bad Don't you dare cross the child of a black hawk mom because I I'm going to heaven But that does not mean I will make your life hell because I will here on earth you cross my child I will make your life a living hell. I want you to know I'm crazy I have my eyes locked on you so that you know I'm crazy because nobody messes with the kid of a crazy mom I am a crazy mom. I am a black hawk mom and I just want to give a shout out to my fellow black hawk moms out there We look sweet, but we're crazy