Meet Logan! The Tacoma Kid! #school #stereotypes #comedy #tacoma #toyotatacoma

Meet Logan, the Tacoma kid. Logan drives a cement-grade Toyota Tacoma TRD off-road that is dad-bottom because Logan said he needed it for adventures. Logan has not had a single adventure. The truck has a rooftop tent bolted to the roof rack that has never been unfolded. It came with a setup manual. The manual is still in the plastic. Logan has max tracks recovery boards mounted to the side of his bed in case he ever gets stuck off-road. He has never left pavement. The only thing he has ever recovered is his Chipotle order from the drive-through. Logan waves at every single Tacoma he passes on the highway. This is not optional. This is doctrine. If a Tacoma does not wave back, Logan will think about it for the rest of the week. He will bring it up at dinner. Logan's bedliner is cleaner than his bathroom. Nothing has ever touched it except a singular trader Joe's bag. He was nervous even about that. If you ask Logan why he bought a Tacoma, he will not give you a reason. He will give you a religion. He will tell you about reliability. He will tell you about resale value. He will tell you it will run for 300,000 miles. You asked him what he wanted for lunch. Logan paid $48,000 for a truck with drum brakes. He will defend the drum brakes. Logan says it's a Tacoma thing. You wouldn't understand.