Sold to the Comatose Tyrant

[MUSIC] That idiot Chloe's still out there excitedly trying on wedding dress. She really thinks you're going to marry her? >> That dumb bitch thinks I'm saving up to marry her. Little does she know every cent went to you, babe. >> And my mom already cut a deal with the sturtans. Shipping Chloe off to their old coma patient who's practically dead. >> Doudy's only 50 grand, a dog's worth more than her. >> Marrying a coma patient? She'll be keeping a corpse company for the rest of her life. [MUSIC] >> Chloe, what are you doing? >> Oh my god, dude. [MUSIC] >> My makeup, my dress. >> Chloe, you fucking stop it. [MUSIC] >> Three years, I skipped meals to pay your rent, your credit cards. Turns out I was feeding this bitch the whole time. [MUSIC] >> Hold it. [MUSIC] >> You hit Aaron, this isn't over, and the stern limb deal. I signed it on your mother's behalf while she was still in the ICU. You don't go, don't expect a single cent from me for your mother's medical bills. [MUSIC] Fine, I'll go. >> You're really going? >> Chloe, sleeping next to a stinking living corpse every night makes me want to puke just thinking about it. That one morning you'll wake up and the old bastard's already gone cold. >> Take good care of him, future widow. [MUSIC] >> But from today on, your Tided Rye family has nothing with would do.