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Thank you for calling, the office is closed for Labor Day's weekend and will resume operations on September 8th. Kindly note, Dr. Giovanni Santangelo will take 14 days off for his daughter's sweet 16 parties, and Dr. Otto Schwarz will also take 14 days off for his granddaughter's birth mitzvah. Kindly note, for urgent matters, please dial 911. Kindly note, as of September 1994, our menu options have recently changed. Kindly note, as of July 1994, we no longer take United Health care, and our new copay is $4,000. In the absence of Dr. Weinberg, all appointments will be reallocated to Dr. Giovanni Santangelo and Dr. Otto Schwarz. However, there will be a two week delay and a three month waiting period. For all of the inquiries, kindly stay on the line, or leave your name, number, reason for the call, insurance provider, and anything else, and we'll get back to you within two months.