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"My ex texts me late at night. My underwear got blown away by the wind. Didn't you still have the ones you bought me? I just texted back, gave them to someone else. After that I dropped my phone and crashed. But she freaked out. Gave them to who? You bought those for me. How could you give them away? Does she even have my body? Can she even fit into them?" Those scheming girls are all fake anyway. Minds 100% real? No work done. Next day, a video of a top actress crying in the rain blows up online. A typhoon rips balconies apart all over the city. Clothes flying everywhere people are calling it Underwear Pocalypse. The storm knocked out power in my building. So I put my phone down and went to sleep early. Woke up to a screen full of texts from her. Why would you give my underwear to someone else? Can she even handle it? I swear I've grown again. Want to see my pretty underwear? You really gave it away? I don't believe you. You can have a few, but I have to be the biggest one. I'm generous like that. Let's live happily together. I sighed and tried to explain myself. Then in land calls me. Fang Show checked the trending page. It's hilarious. Your ex is about to become your record. Confused? I pull up Weibo and check what's trending. Top post is a video. Shen Buu running through a storm, crying her eyes out. I'm just as lost as everyone in the comments. Is this some art performance or is she filming? Filming and rain this bad? That's real dedication. Has to be filming and award-winning actress wouldn't chase her underwear in the wind, right? Everyone's joking, still convinced she's shooting a scene. Then I open the door and see her standing there. Her clothes are a mess. Hair all tangled. She's curled up, eyes shut, leaning on the doorframe. Her cheeks are flushed way too red. She must have rushed out. She's only wearing slippers. And lost one along the way. I nudge her. She's burning hot. So I drag her inside and grab some fever meds. After all that, she finally wakes up. We lock eyes and hers well up. Hungshu, her voice is rough, hiding a little hurt. I check her forehead and hand her the pill. Perfect timing. Just take it. Instead of grabbing it, she opens her mouth and takes it straight from my hand. Her tongue brushes my palm. I jolt and pull my hand back. Tears in her eyes. Voice all soft and wounded. Fang Show, I just showed up. Your girlfriend's not mad, right? Petty women aren't worth keeping around so clueless. Not like me, I only care about you. I've been working out lately. Want to see the results? This body's all natural. No fake stuff. She starts pulling off her shirt. I stop her. Your manager's been blowing up your phone. Call her back first. She buttons up, disappointed and calls her manager. The second the call connects, yelling explodes through the speaker. Shen Buu, are you out of your mind? Running around doing performance art at midnight? And what did you even post on Weibo? Starting today, the studio's taking over your account. While she's explaining herself, I pull up Weibo again. I only saw the crying video. Never checked her actual post. Turns out, after showing up at my door, she went off online too. 162 hours since breaking up with him. Some random girl showed up at his place. Didn't even bring her sister along so shady. He's just messing around with those girls. I'm the one he actually cares about. A smart woman doesn't ask questions. Those girls are just a stopover. I'm his forever home. To punish him, I'll wash his underwear with a cold face. Actually, no, that'll scare him. I'll just stop using the detergent sent he likes. After venting, she leaves everyone confused. Not satisfied yet, she even replies to fans. Fan? I'm losing it. What's even going on? Can someone break this down? My brain's fried. Shen Buu replies, "We didn't break up. We didn't." I Shen Buu will say it again. We haven't broken up. We're still together. Please stop spreading rumors about me. Or I'll take legal action to protect myself. Fan, wow. Even a top actress simps after a breakup. Love it. I simp with confidence. No shame here. Shen Buu replies, "I'm not a simp and we never broke up. I never agreed to that. It's just a couple's little spat.