Tag yourself! I’m the Ham Salad. #pov #fyp #comedy #sketchcomedy #skit

Are you ready to order? Yeah. Come on, grunchy. I'm sorry. What was that? Good chicken. Psycho. The grilled chicken. What? Grill chicken psychological. I'm easy. Okay, so don't worry about me. I'm just going to get a cob salad. I'm going to get no hard boiled eggs, no blue cheese, no bacon, no carrots, no lettuce, no chicken, balsamic on the side. Actually, no, balsamic inside tossed. If you could chop it a little bit, that would be really nice. My teeth aren't super strong. And then maybe a side of ranch, and actually I'll just get French fries. I want the tater tots, but my wallet doesn't. 12 dollars. When did it get like this? I hope the potatoes are from France. I hope this is going to you. No, it's not. Oh, God, I wish I could afford to tip you. I don't even need a menu. You know what I get. I'm sorry, I don't think. I'm sorry, ma'am. I don't remember. Ma'am. It's so formal. It's me. It's Mallory. I'm a regular here. I'm sorry. I'm the one with the puggle. I come in every Wednesday afternoon. I've read every Jane Austen book here. I got a divorce last year and lost custody of my kids. Can you just tell me your order? Where's Greg? Greg knows my order. Do you have any specials? Yes, we actually have a chicken catchatory. We have a smoked duck breast and we have a spaghetti bowl and ace. Mmm. And is that pasta made in house? Is it fresh? It is. Our chef is straight from Italy. And the ducks. Do you shoot them down yourself? No. Okay. Well, God. That duck thing sounds so yum, yum, yum. I'll have the ham salad.