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Part 11 | ‘But I’m already a customer!’ DON’T mess with Jill… #hospitality #relatable #sketchcomedy #ukcomedy

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- Excuse me, yeah, thank you very much. - Excuse me. - Okay, that'll be 980 then, please. - Excuse me. - Okay, just have a bit of fun. - Excuse me. - Have a nice day. Everything all right? - Yes, yes. I've just bought a coffee from you. It's lovely, by the way, and maybe not hot enough, but it's okay, yes. But five minutes after leaving the store, I completely forgot, but I didn't get my costume that I always get. - Oh, okay. - So could I get one, please? - Yeah, but you will have to join the back of the queue in front. But I'm already a customer. - Yeah, no, but now you want to buy a completely new item, so you still have to join the back of the queue. - I don't understand. I've already got my coffee, haven't I? So why is it so hard to just give me a cup of goodness sake? Could you hurry up and join the back of the queue? I've been waiting in this line for two hours, and all I want is an extra hot decaf cappuccino with no chocolate, and no foam. - Shut up. You're gonna be a world hagg. - So you're not gonna give me a cost? - Yeah, sorry about that, it's just kind of how the world works. But if you do join the back of the queue, and I can crack on and serve other people, unbelievable. Well, you definitely do have some left, don't you? - Yeah, we've still got seven left, so yeah. - Okay, then, well, I'll join the back of the queue like a peasant. (sighs) - Hi there, how can I help? - Finally, can I get an extra hot decaf wet cappuccino with no chocolate, and no foam? And I'll take seven croissants, please.