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He might just need a medical professional. 🎥: @andrewjrivers, "Hello, Beautiful" #andrewrivers #hellobeautiful #dating #comedian #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #discovery #fyp

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1.9K views40 likes0:23ENSep 17, 2026
71 words354 characters9 sentencesReadability: Grade 2

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23 year olds, you're super hot, but I can't even read the font on your Instagram stories. Get out of town. Go have a good life. It's fine. I'll circle back when I'm 50 and rich. That seems to be a more appropriate timeline thing. I'm 38. That's not old, but I'm not a young man anymore. It's time to date a woman who can recognize the signs of a stroke.