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I don't know how to relate to people, I don't know how to relate to my friends and other dads when I'm present. The first cartoon I had published in the New Yorker was a dad job. I have all these jokes about a guy that I don't know. I have this wild idea that I travel to Central Illinois and see if dad would meet up with me. But I do legitimately have some questions. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? I feel like I orchestrated this whole thing and it's so weird. Even if he's like an abandoned me again and we get there and he's not there. At least it's a new joke. I wanted him to see me and just be like, that's the hot dot or however dad's talk, you know. Just like, that's my hot dot or I'm so proud of you. Like, it's complicated, you idiots. He's getting close. I couldn't write a better ending to this story is that he doesn't show up. [BLANK_AUDIO]
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