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5.9K views225 likes0:51ENSep 19, 2026
186 words905 characters19 sentencesReadability: Grade 2

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I just got my license, I was driving down the highway. Some dude cuts me off, almost hits me. So I honked my horn, I give him the finger. He screech us to a stop on the highway. So I almost hit him, he gives me the finger back, and I'm like, okay, honked my horn, two middle fingers. His door opens, I was like, yeah, let's do this. But then as he got out of the car, his car center of gravity rebalanced itself. And I was like, whoa, like the incredible Hulk got out of that car. But life had not been kind to the Hulk, okay? He was older now, Mrs. Hulk, gone for sure. And he walks up, he puts his hand on the hood of my car. He points like through the windshield into my soul. He's like, you got a problem, little girl. And I was like, no, because I didn't. It had evaporated in fear. In fact, to this day, I don't even have road rage. Somebody cuts me off now, just like, thank you. Like, oh, my God.