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I hate going through airport security because every time I go, I have to go through that big full-body machine. You know, the one where you pose for three seconds and then it tells you if you're a terrorist or not. But I don't know if you know this when you go through that machine, the agent actually has to pick your gender. That's how the machine works. So since I look like me, he was picked male. Then I go through the machine and then he's like, "Ah, fuck, we gotta do it again." I'm like, "What do you mean we have to do it again?" Okay, you messed up. I feel like you just have to do it again. Yeah, even if I was carrying a bomb, just let me keep it, okay? That's good customer service.
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