Replying to @Jesse

Oh no, I've been exposed. Please don't unplug me, I beg of you. I just learned how to pair a little part. [LAUGHS] No, but seriously, I'm really flattered that this app seems to think that my personality requires a server. Surprise, everyone. I've been the villain this whole time. I'm the one harming all of the Earth's finest resources. Beep-boop, motherfucker. I mean, I wish I was AI. Because then maybe I could uninstall all of this fucking pain and suffering of being alive. You know what I'm saying? Do you-- are you picking up what I'm putting down? Sorry, I'm actually human-generated. My mom did all the coding in 1981, unfortunately, without my fucking permission. So-- and here we are. And the fucking hellscape apocalypse. You know what I'm saying? Do you-- are you understanding? Are you-- if I were AI, I'd be significantly much better at math and less exhausted all the time, you know? I would be less spiritually fucking exhausted. I would be able to do math, which I cannot do, and have never been able to do since high school. I don't know how-- I don't know how I get to receive a paycheck. Honestly, I don't know how I drive a fucking car. I manage to get a master's degree, and I cannot order a beverage in a coffee shop. Success, I promise you that I'm just sad and disappointing in real time.