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I took the subway here, and you know what I saw in the subway here just tonight? There was a homeless man with his pants around his ankles with a bottle of butter flavored crisco, and he was rubbing it on his under-regions, okay? And he looked me in the eye, we locked eyes, and he was singing a song, and it went like this. Butter my balls! Butter my balls! It's right there, gonna butter my balls! You know what I call that? A Sunday afternoon! Was I scared? No! 'Cause I'm from New York! What I did was ask him a follow-up question, excuse me, sir! Am I the bitch right there that you expect to butter your balls? He said, "No, baby, I'm just singing a song." Oh, and I went back to minding my business!
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